Friday, August 29, 2014
Sheesh. Those boards must have said something remarkably discourteous about Shea Weber’s mother.(Yes, that is a hole. Shea Weber put a hole in the fucking boards. IN PRACTICE.)

Sheesh. Those boards must have said something remarkably discourteous about Shea Weber’s mother.

(Yes, that is a hole. Shea Weber put a hole in the fucking boards. IN PRACTICE.)

Thursday, August 28, 2014
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Sidney Crosby’s superstition is so intense that it makes other hockey players uncomfortable.

Sidney Crosby’s superstition is so intense that it makesĀ other hockey players uncomfortable.

Hey—he’s a hockey coach, not a proofreader.

Hey—he’s a hockey coach, not a proofreader.

Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Monday, August 25, 2014

1979 New York Rangers singing terribly and shaking what their mamas gave ‘em in an ad for jeans.

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Bowling would be better if it were hockey.

Saturday, August 23, 2014 Friday, August 22, 2014

"You’re not looking angsty enough, Hank. We need more angst to sell underwear. Sigh a little, huh? HANK. BE LESS HAPPY. YOU ARE NOT A HAPPY MAN, HANK. Goddammit. Okay, I guess just take off your fuckin’ shirt."

Thursday, August 21, 2014