Friday, August 22, 2014

"You’re not looking angsty enough, Hank. We need more angst to sell underwear. Sigh a little, huh? HANK. BE LESS HAPPY. YOU ARE NOT A HAPPY MAN, HANK. Goddammit. Okay, I guess just take off your fuckin’ shirt."

Thursday, August 21, 2014
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
These are available on the actual NHL website under the tag “ugly sweaters.”

These are available on the actual NHL website under the tag “ugly sweaters.”

Monday, August 18, 2014 Sunday, August 17, 2014

Danny Briere explains his stick preferences to hilariously star-struck pre-draft babies Taylor Hall and Tyler Seguin.

(The stick thing is actually fascinating—Briere starts the season with a stiffer flex and decreases it throughout the season as he loses muscle mass. It makes a lot of sense, but I don’t know of any other players who do it.)

Saturday, August 16, 2014
Patrick Kane will take a picture with you, but not with your Team Canada shirt.

Patrick Kane will take a picture with you, but not with your Team Canada shirt.

Friday, August 15, 2014
An astoundingly competent vandal spray-painted a hockey rink on a high school parking lot in Texas. [x]

An astoundingly competent vandal spray-painted a hockey rink on a high school parking lot in Texas. [x]