"You’re not looking angsty enough, Hank. We need more angst to sell underwear. Sigh a little, huh? HANK. BE LESS HAPPY. YOU ARE NOT A HAPPY MAN, HANK. Goddammit. Okay, I guess just take off your fuckin’ shirt."
Danny Briere explains his stick preferences to hilariously star-struck pre-draft babies Taylor Hall and Tyler Seguin.
(The stick thing is actually fascinating—Briere starts the season with a stiffer flex and decreases it throughout the season as he loses muscle mass. It makes a lot of sense, but I don’t know of any other players who do it.)