(originally posted on Dreamwidth here)
“His caboose would make J. Lo jealous.” —James Duthie
“It’s kind of big.” —Colby Armstrong
”Huge ass.” —Maxime Talbot
Sidney Crosby, y’all. He’s got back.
That is not junk in that trunk. That is treasure.

This poor fellow lost a bet with a Bruins fan on Game 7.
Best sounds from Round 1 Video - NHL VideoCenter -
Tumblr won’t embed videos from the NHL site, but you should seriously go check this out, if you’re like me and always wonder during games and handshake lines what they’re saying to each other.
That is not the name of Chicago’s hockey team at ALL.
Conacher’s all like “hi guys! Hi! Can I be in the hug?”